woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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