Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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