i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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