I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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