plz talk dirty to me
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
