do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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