you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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