Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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