i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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