I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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