shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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