Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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