I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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