I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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