Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my shit smells like andre
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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