No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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