So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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