Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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