It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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