Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is the high leading the old right now
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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