Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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