We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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