And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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