He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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