who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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