and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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