i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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