i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
too bad you live with your parents still
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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