Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
babies were throwing up all over the place
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
