So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
