Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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