I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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