I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
