Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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