I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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