this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Text me some of your sweat
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