i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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