I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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