maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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