I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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