Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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