The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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