glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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