he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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