I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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