she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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