please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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