You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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