You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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