Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
cat food counts as protein by the way
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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