these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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