...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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